So the days rolled by pretty much as described in the last
blog. … Lazy and relaxing. We
began to spend more time in the villa as we had our own pool, our own ocean and
we discovered that there was no charge for food delivery! It was paradise.
Full Moon over the Maldives |
Olga relaxing at the villa |
Olga preparing for snorkeling off the villa |
Trip preparing for snorkeling off the villa Despite Doctors orders to stay out of the water |
Olga on one of the many jungle paths |
Trip on the way to Breakfast |
Once we learned there was no additional charge for villa delivery, this was pretty much the lunch scene every afternoon! |
A friendly visit to the villa from a Manta Ray |
Mom and Dad squid |
The whole squid family I walked down the latter of the villa and was standing next to them They did not seem to mind |
Sunset from the Villa It is low tide, so you can see the reef poking through the surface of the sea in the distance |
I can tell you that in my adult memory, I cannot remember
any time when I simply did nothing, but recharge. Every now and again there was a bit of excitement as a Manta
Ray swam past the villa or a family of squid came by to say hello, but overall
it was naps, punctuated by brief meals and long swims. Other than the gash in my finger and
the absence of hearing in my right ear, I felt great. But like all good things,
this too had an expiration date and on Saturday, we were marshaled across the
island for the boat that would begin our journey home.
Olga on the boat with the villas in the background |
Our plane awaits |
Pulling up to the floating platform |
Last look at the Island |
The villas from the air If you count 7 from the left, that was ours |
Our trip out of the Maldives was less of a magical journey
than our trip in. The seaplane
arrived in Male without incident, but unlike our arrival, we were not
chauffeured in a private car between the seaplane and main terminal, but placed
on a bus with the rest of the island vacationers and driven back to the main
terminal. Our bags were placed in
a different van and driven in the same manner. When you arrive at the main terminal, it reminds you more of
an open market, than an international airport. There is a huge expanse of concrete with a tin roof above
under which vans of people and bags spill out randomly. This time, we spilled out, but our bags
seem not to have made the same, simply straightforward trip. Our bags had been
mislabeled at the resort as Mr. Lu’s bags and were being stacked for the Cathay
Pacific flight to Hong Kong.
Realizing that our bags were not in the right place, Olga set about
inspecting other piles until she found ours while I “motivated” our man from
the hotel to do the same. The bags
were located and we were handed over to the men from our Male hotel.
We were loaded on to the Traders Hotel’s boat, just like
when we arrived, and taken to Male where we would spend the next two
nights. Here is a traveler’s tip,
if at all possible, do not spend any more time than necessary in Male. Imagine the South Indian Ocean
equivalent of Long Beach, CA. The whole purpose of the island is to move
incoming supplies from freighters to smaller local vessels for the resorts with
a secondary mission of fishing.
Cargo and fish do not make for a tropical paradise!
The Male Fish Market |
The Male Harbor |
The Male Sea Front |
As I said, we spent two nights in Male and by the time the
stay was over we were ready to get on a plane and head home. Isn’t funny how life tends to balance
out the good and the bad? After an
excellent vacation during which I felt like a new person, the flight home
turned into the flight from hell.
After arriving at the airport, checking in and passing
through passport control, I discovered that I had left my faithful iPod
companion of 5 years at the back of the safe in the hotel room. This was disconcerting for several
reasons. First, I loved that
iPod. It was an older model and
was the perfect combination of size and functionality. Secondly, I had a very cool iPod cover
for it. Lastly, and most
importantly, iPods are extremely expense in India, so I would not be replacing
it until my next trip to the US and I have no earthly idea when that is going
to be. I use that iPod all the
time – for music in the car, music in my office and especially to drowned out
loud, obnoxious Indians on planes.
This was a critical loss for me.
We boarded the plane, which left slightly early again (kudos
to Sri Lankan Airways) and set about on our hour flight to Colombo, Sri
Lanka. The flight was relatively
peaceful, but every now and again, I would hear commotion from the seats behind
me. As we were deplaning, the
cause of the commotion pushed itself forward and made themselves know to all of
us. An Indian family of roughly
12, including what seemed to be the grandparents, their children and their
childrens’ children were all traveling back to India. They were loud, pushy and, well, a little smelly, but the
flight was over and they were not my problem. Or were they?
As we boarded our flight to Delhi, sure as shit, the
aforementioned family crammed aboard.
My first encounter with them was in the jetway when apparently they felt
that the queue did not apply to them.
In my authoritarian voice, I stepped out, stopped them and sent them
back to their position at the end.
We boarded, got settled and the family once again appeared in the
aisle. This time, though, we had
the misfortune of being seating with a third in front of us, a third behind us
and a third across from us. We
were surrounded.
The first thing that became apparent was that this was one
of the first times this family had ever been on a plane. I would venture to say
by their lack of hygiene and ignorant behavior, it might have been the first
time they have been outside their village. Boarded was an absolute melee. They would not sit where they were assigned and when the
stewardess (we still have stewardesses in the part of the world) finally got
them in the right rows, they refused to sit and buckle in. Even as we pushed back from the gate,
these freak’n nutjobs were running to talk to each other 3 rows back.
As soon as the wheels left the ground, they were all up
again. The stewardesses tried in
vain to get them reseated, but they rushed out of their rows in twos and threes
and overwhelmed even the staunchest resistance. For the next three hours they screamed at each other across
rows of passengers, ran up and down the aisle and generally caused mayhem the
likes of which I have never seen on an airplane. The flight crew was helpless.
About 2 hours into the flight, the crew made a disastrous
decision to sell duty free. As the
cart emerged, it was besieged by the family. They thrusted the duty-free catalogues in the steward’s face
and screamed and yelled for more stuff.
When they realized that not everything in the catalogue was available,
they bought more of the stuff that was. The cart never got past the family the
entire flight as they bought everything that was stocked. Everything!
This group of animals left no air-travel faux-pas
untouched: they yanked themselves
to their feet by pulling on the back of your seat; they ensured they bumped
into you when they passed, which was roughly every 3 minutes; they yelled
across several rows; and, of course, they had babies – screaming, crying
babies. In addition, because they
could not sit for more than a few minutes, they dumped their food trays in the
aisle so everyone could walk through the mess and treated the bathrooms on the
planes like they were their personal outhouses. They were, by all definition, the worst airline passengers
ever!
As we approached Delhi, the announcement came on to return
to your seats and fasten your seatbelt.
This had no impact. As the
wheels touched down, there was one member of said family standing up in his
seat. Before the engines were out
of reverse, the entire family was up in the aisles getting their bags and stood
there until we pulled into the gate.
It was unbelievable. As we deplaned, the beleaguered crew bid us a
defeated “good-bye.” I have never seen anyone so happy to have landed.
I could surmise that grandpa received a pretty large cash
settlement for his farmland as developers continue to expand the greater Delhi
area. He had treated his once farm
restricted family to a luxury vacation in the Maldives. This is India’s new money! I wish I
could say that this family and their outrageous behavior is the exception, but they
are not. This is simply how they behave – this time, we had the misfortune to
experience it on steroids.
I am, though, truly thankful that we did not have this group
of miscreants on the island with us, as I am pretty sure many of them would not
have made it off alive.